Here are some reasons why it's better to be female...
They got off the Titanic first.
They can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
They never ejaculate prematurely.
They get to flirt with systems support men who always return their calls, and are nice to them when they blow up their computers.
They absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of their sexuality.
When they buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.
They don't have to get our strength up between sessions...and it's much easier for us to get "some" in the first place.
They can get off with teenagers without being called dirty old perverts.
Their boyfriend's clothes make them look elfin and gorgeous - guys look like complete idiots in female clothes.
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