Here are some Funny Locutions from School.
01.
Teacher: 'What is your name?'
Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'
Student: 'My name is Sunlight.
Teacher: 'What is your name?'
Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'
Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."
02.
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.
03.
Teacher: What is the full form of MATHS?
Student: Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.
04.
Teacher:Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him
then what virtue would I be showing?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE
05.
Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August of every Year?
Student: A Holiday.
06.
Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?
Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'
07.
Teacher:How old is Your father?
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born.
01.
Teacher: 'What is your name?'
Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'
Student: 'My name is Sunlight.
Teacher: 'What is your name?'
Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'
Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."
02.
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.
03.
Teacher: What is the full form of MATHS?
Student: Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.
04.
Teacher:Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him
then what virtue would I be showing?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE
05.
Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August of every Year?
Student: A Holiday.
06.
Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?
Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'
07.
Teacher:How old is Your father?
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born.
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