! Teacher: Students, whether Ant is bigger than Elephant?
Sardar's Son: I am not able to answer for this question without Date of Birth.
! Sardar sent an sms to his two months pregnant wife.
A couple of seconds later Sardar received a report on his phone and he satarted Dancing.
The report said: "DELIVERED".
! A Students attached 100 Rupees Note to his Exam Paper and wrote " Re.1 for 1 mark".
Paper checker was a Sardar.
Sardar sent him Rs.81/- back and wrote "You got 19 Marks".
Keep the Change.
! Sardar declares "I will never Marry in My Life and
I will give the same advice to my childrens also.
Sardar's Son: I am not able to answer for this question without Date of Birth.
! Sardar sent an sms to his two months pregnant wife.
A couple of seconds later Sardar received a report on his phone and he satarted Dancing.
The report said: "DELIVERED".
! A Students attached 100 Rupees Note to his Exam Paper and wrote " Re.1 for 1 mark".
Paper checker was a Sardar.
Sardar sent him Rs.81/- back and wrote "You got 19 Marks".
Keep the Change.
! Sardar declares "I will never Marry in My Life and
I will give the same advice to my childrens also.
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