Friday, July 9, 2010

Equation of the Millenium

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
or Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

From the above Equation, we can conclude:
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work

Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money
or Men - earn money = Donkeys

From the above Equation, we can conclude:
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend
or Women - spend = Donkeys

From the above Equation, we can conclude
Women that don't spend = Donkeys

Conclusion:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)
So, we have?

Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore, from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

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