Friday, March 20, 2009

Mr.ABC's Press Conference

Mr.ABC sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.

A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr.ABC,
You do not meet our requirements.
Please Do Not Send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates.


Mr.ABC jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a press conference

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko
Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."

Everyone was delighted.

Mr.ABC continued......

"Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ?
par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr.ABC ----- Pyare 'ABC' bhaiyya

You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka
kaouno zaroorat nahee.

No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.

Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.
Email.

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