Jokes on Husband and Wife.

A recently fired Stock trader said:-
“This is worse than divorce,  I have lost everything and
I still have my Wife”.

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Judge: Why did u shoot Your Wife instead of shooting her Lover?

Sardar:Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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Wife:What is 10 years with me?

Husband: A Second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?

Husband: A Coin.

Wife: OK, then give me a Coin.

Husband:Wait a Second.

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