How Woman Greets her HUSBAND?

This is a Small story which describes the Modern Way to Greet her Husband in the Heaven.


A Woman who died found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter.

She asked him, "Oh, is this place what I really think it is? It's so beautiful.
Did I really make it to heaven?"

To which St. Peter replied, "Yes, my dear, these are the Gates to Heaven.
But, You must do one more thing before you can enter."

The Woman was very excited, and asked St. Peter,what she must to do to pass through the gates?

"Spell a word," St. Peter replied.

"What word?" she asked.

"Any word," answered St. Peter. "It's your choice." The woman promptly replied, "Then the word I will spell is ('L-O-V-E') LOVE.

St. Peter congratulated her on her good fortune to have made it to Heaven, and asked her if she would mind taking his place at the gates for a few minutes while he went to the Room.

"I'd be honored," she said, "but what should I do if someone comes while you are gone?"

St. Peter reassured her, and instructed the woman to simply have any newcomers to the Pearly Gates to spell a word as she had done.

So the woman is left sitting in St. Peter's chair and watching the beautiful angels soaring around her when a man approaches the gates. She realizes it is her Husband.

"What happened?" she cried, "Why are you here?"

Her husband stared at her for a moment, then said, "I was so drunk when I left your funeral, I was in an accident. And now I am here? Did I really make it to Heaven?"

To which the Woman replied, "Not yet. You must spell a word first."

"What word?" he asked.

The woman responded, "Czechoslovakia".

Letter A, B, C, & D

Letter's 'a', 'b', 'c' & 'd' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99.

(Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred).


Letters 'a', 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999.

(Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand).


Letters 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999.

(Letter 'b' comes for the first time in Billion).


And Letter 'c' does not appear anywhere in the spellings of entire English Counting.

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1. Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a person from stop producing tears. Try it next time you chop onions.

2. Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same time. Indeed convenient!








3. Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name.







4. Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite.







5. The average person's field of vision encompasses a 200-degree wide angle.






6. To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds hollow then it is ripe.










7. Canadians can send letters with personalized postage stamps showing their own photos on each stamp.








8. Babies' eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to eight weeks old.









9. It snowed in the Sahara Desert in February of 1979.










10. Plants watered with warm water grow larger and more quickly than plants watered with cold water.







11. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.









12. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.









13. Those stars and colours you see when you rub your eyes are called phosphenes.







14. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.








15. Everyone's tongue print is different, like fingerprints.








16. Contrary to popular belief, a swallowed chewing gum
doesn't stay in the gut. It will pass through the system and
be excreted.









17. At 40 Centigrade a person loses about 14.4 calories per hour by breathing.







18. There is a hotel in Sweden built entirely out of ice; it is rebuilt every year.







19. Cats, camels and giraffes are the only animals in the world that walk right foot, right foot, left foot, left foot, rather than right foot, left foot .









20. Onions help reduce cholesterol if eaten after a fatty meal.








21. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.